There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like-- Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
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